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Is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill today
Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school I'm afraid he's not
Miss Fishborne Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel Dexter from the
Entire public school system, oh Mr. Kirk
I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's
Truancy But surely, expulsion is not the answer
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer, it's the opinion of the
Entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy
Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch
What does that mean?
You're a nut
You're crazy in the coconut
What does that mean?

That boy needs therapy I'm gonna kill you
That boy needs therapy, play the kazoo
Let's have it tune, on the count of
Three, that, that, that, that, that boy
Boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth

Avalanches is above
Business continues below Did I ever tell you the story about Cowboys
Bit, bit bitches and the indians and, Fron
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I felt strangely hypnotised I was in another world, a world of 20
Twenty thousand girls and milk
Rectangles, to an optometrist
The man with the golden eyeball, and tighten your buttocks
Pour juice on your chin I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin

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That boy needs therapy
Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch
What does that mean?
You're a nut
You're crazy in the coconut
What does that mean?

That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you
That boy needs therapy, play the kazoo
Let's have it tune, on the count of
Three, that, that, that, that, that boy
Boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth

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Can you think of anything else that talk
Anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh oh, uh oh, a bird
Yeah

Sometimes a parrot talks

Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else?
A record, record, record